i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:
- NO one thinks theyre for you
- actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
- nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down
4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend
now that i have your attention, remember that capitalism is killing our nation
i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere
i’m pissing myself
That’s also why guys have nipples.
wow i actually didn’t know that
Lol when I took gender studies in high school our teacher told us this and every guy in the room looked terrified
Basic mammalian biology.
I thought this was common knowledge? O.o well, passing it on to educate others :)
Actually female is the default genetic setting so penises are just giant grotesque clitorises.